These tees are good for wearin’, cleanin’ or twisting em up and poppin’ someone in the ass. Click on a shirt to view it’s details.
All Colors 100% Premium Organic Cotton. Slim-Fit. Custom screen printed chest logo. Secret Inner Pocket. Custom DSF Labeling on Tags. Imported. DSF Guns Logo on back of all shirts.
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DSF Beer Pong Cup TeeYou know the drill. Get your cup (don’t you dare pay 5 bucks for one), get the marker, get your beer. Now you’ll always be prepared for a party. The shirt doubles as a natural distraction for all those Beer Pong matches. *Scatch-and-Sniff* –> Logo smells like keg beer.
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DSF Rich Dudes, Figures TeeGoldman Sachs are the worst kind of rich white dudes. They profit from inflating bubbles. They profit from bubbles bursting. They are entrenched at all levels of our government. They eat bald eagle egg omlets with baby seal bearnaise as the middle class slowly goes the way of the buffalo. And there isn’t a damn thing we can do about it. Anyone want to start making homemade soap?
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DSF Neon Logo TeeThis sign came to us in a dream, one in which we were staying at “Biff’s Pleasure Paradise” from Back to the Future 2. Now if we could just find a copy of “Gray’s Sports Almanac”, we would have our own Hotel/Casino. Hoverboards would be cool too. Except those boards don’t work on water, unless you’ve got POWER!
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DSF Guns Logo TeeThe original DSF logo circa 1873. Scholars argue the exact origins and meanings of the logo. No one is sure what Drink Smoke Fight pertained to back then but we like to think it was our forefathers working on pamphlets, for friends and family, with their home-made printing press. We may never know. One thing is for sure though, the logo is not ripped off from some keyboard driven indie rock band from Lawrence, KS. Anyone who tells you that is a liar and you can tell them we said that.
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DSF Fists Logo TeeThe fists are all about the fight. The Classic Drink Smoke Fight logo looks that much better stretched across your chest. You’ll never be caught with your guard down when you have this bad boy on. This shirt will not prevent you from getting mugged/pistol whipped and/or getting your ass kicked for hitting on some big dude’s girl.
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DSF Look It Up TeeWhat more can be said? This is probably the best response to someone who doesn’t believe a word you are saying. Chances are, even if you are lying, Google will somehow find you something that turns those half-truths into undeniable facts. Fun Fact: That is exactly how Drink Smoke Fight began.
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